---> What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser pointers all have in common?? They were all invented by women ^_^ (go us!)
((That was just a fact that I thought I'd share with ya.. the rest are just interesting/funny/amusing things to think about that I got in an email not too long ago))
- Birds of a feather flock together.. and then they crap on your car.
- When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
- A penny saved is a government oversight.
- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
- He who hesitates is probably right
- Did you ever notice: the Roman numerals for forty are "XL"
- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
- The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he or she can tell when they are really in trouble.
- There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
- Did you ever notice: when you put the two words "the" and "IRS" together it spells "theirs".
- Aging: Eventually you well reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
- You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
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